Great Profile Headline...Too good not to share...

"not looking for drana"... yes "drana"...

Hilarious? Sad? A little bit of both!

The best username of the week goes to...

Flakeeone.

Either this guy has no follow through or he needs to change his shampoo. Um, DELETE.

What I Want

I just had a birthday and it got me thinking about what I want in a partner. I came up with quite a long list. Am I asking too much?!

·       Someone who prioritizes time with me.

·       Someone who makes me laugh.

·       Someone who likes to help me and likes to receive my help.

·       Loves animals.

·       Thoughtful and pays attention.

·       Has follow-through.

·       Takes care of himself – exercises, eats right, is healthy physically, mentally, emotionally.

·       Has hair on his head. Facial hair is a plus.

·       Wants kids.

·       No serious addictions.

·       Someone who ACTIVELY pursues me. Don’t leave me guessing your intentions.

·       Is educated. College grad preferred.

·       Love the outdoors; hiking, camping, etc.

·       Someone who will take me to the airport, help me with my bags; will pick me up and be happy to see me and miss me while we’re apart.

·       Doesn’t use drugs.

·       Is not too clingy. Enjoys quality time with me, but is okay with not always being together.

·       Makes enough money to support himself with a little extra spending money for fun.

·       Likes to travel.

·       Someone who is “in the middle” with me.

·       Someone who accepts me the way that I am.

·       Someone with a similar communication style.

·       Takes care of his responsibilities but also is spontaneous and adventurous.

·       Likes to cook.

·       Can drive a manual transmission car.

·       Has an inner confidence, subtle but there.

·       Loves music.

·       Understanding – Not quick to judge me or my family.

·       Someone who fits me physically, next to me and intimately.

A girl can dream!

Reminds me of one of my favorite Joni Mitchell songs: All I Want. Amazing...

I am on a lonely road and I am traveling
Traveling, traveling, traveling
Looking for something, what can it be
Oh I hate you some, I hate you some, I love you some
Oh I love you when I forget about me

I want to be strong I want to laugh along
I want to belong to the living
Alive, alive, I want to get up and jive
I want to wreck my stockings in some juke box dive
Do you want - do you want - do you want to dance with me baby
Do you want to take a chance
On maybe finding some sweet romance with me baby
Well, come on

All I really really want our love to do
Is to bring out the best in me and in you too
All I really really want our love to do
Is to bring out the best in me and in you
I want to talk to you, I want to shampoo you
I want to renew you again and again
Applause, applause - Life is our cause
When I think of your kisses my mind see-saws
Do you see - do you see - do you see how you hurt me baby
So I hurt you too
Then we both get so blue.

I am on a lonely road and I am traveling
Looking for the key to set me free
Oh the jealousy, the greed is the unraveling
It's the unraveling
And it undoes all the joy that could be
I want to have fun, I want to shine like the sun
I want to be the one that you want to see
I want to knit you a sweater
Want to write you a love letter
I want to make you feel better
I want to make you feel free
I want to make you feel free

1970 Joni Mitchell

We Date Who We Are, The Daily Love

I loved this post. My favorite quote from Mastin: "Please yourself first then you will attract someone who is pleased with you."

http://myemail.constantcontact.com/-TDL-10-03-11-We-Date-Who-We-Are-.html?soid=1102133175336&aid=a-o2Ga_5plw

Disclaimer

I'm always discussing the two extremes I see living in Salt Lake City. I want my readers to know that I don't think either of those extremes are wrong in any way. They just don't fit me. I started this blog to let others know that there are others like us who reside somewhere in the middle.

I have spent time in both extremes; my party animal phase (which turns up from time to time) and my religious phase (although in my case it's Catholic).

I have friends from all sides.

Douchy Phone Behavior

The following is a list douchy phone behaviors to avoid when he enters into a new relationship:

1. Saving panty pictures from an ex.
2. Saving your sexy response to said pictures from ex.
3. Using a picture of your shirtless self as your lock screen or wallpaper.
4. Saving deep conversations between you and your last girlfriend.
5. A special ringtone for that special girl.
6. Booty calls/texts when the new girl is sleeping over.
7. Your match.com profile app logged in.
8. A text from another woman thanking you for dinner and meeting her parents. True story.
9. Referring to another woman by the same pet names that he calls you. Sweetie, Baby, Surfer Girl, WTF?
10. Sending the same picture of yourself to multiple girls you are 'dating'.

It is amazing what people use their phones for. All of the above came from real experiences.

Best username of the week goes to...

Jacuzziman

Are you trying to impress me or do you clean or sell jacuzzis for a living??