Friday, September 30, 2011

Douchy Phone Behavior

The following is a list douchy phone behaviors to avoid when he enters into a new relationship:

  1. Saving panty pictures from an ex.
  2. Saving your sexy response to said pictures from ex.
  3. Using a picture of your shirtless self as your lock screen or wallpaper.
  4. Saving deep conversations between you and your last girlfriend.
  5. A special ringtone for that special girl.
  6. Booty calls/texts when the new girl is sleeping over.
  7. Your match.com profile app logged in.
  8. A text from another woman thanking you for dinner and meeting her parents. True story.
  9. Referring to another woman by the same pet names that he calls you. Sweetie, Baby, Surfer Girl, WTF?
  10. Sending the same picture of yourself to multiple girls you are 'dating'.
It is amazing what people use their phones for. All of the above came from real experiences.

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